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  Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?

  Betty: Because they had so many knights.

  老师:为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢?

  贝蒂:因为那时有许多骑士。

  A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

  Little Johnny then stood up.

  The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

  "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

  一个老师在对学生们讲学,“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。

  小约翰尼站了起来。

  “你认为你很蠢吗,小约翰尼?”老师问。

  “不是的,老师,我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”

  The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺爱,宠爱) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(乱发脾气) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

  When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"

  "Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

  六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点,可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭,就是闹。

  他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。约翰放学了,他奶奶在门口接他并问道:“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”

  “哭?”约翰问,“不,我没哭,可老师哭了。”

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