精选幽默超好笑的英语笑话

　　生活需要笑话，笑话能愉悦我们的心情，今天我们就一起来看看精选幽默超好笑的吧!

　　精选幽默超好笑的英语笑话(一)

　　We Left Nothing 　　Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She 　　locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman 　　on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING." 　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added: 　　"THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!"

　　布朗太太要外出一天。 她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人钉了一张便条：“家里没人，请不要留下任何东西!” 她当天晚上回家后发现房间门被撞开，房子被洗劫一空。在她留给送奶人的便条上，她发现被补充了一句：“谢谢!我们什么也没留下!”

　　精选幽默超好笑的英语笑话(二)

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被宠坏的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(乱发脾气) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

　　Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?

　　Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!

　　六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的`祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。

　　约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?

　　哭?约翰问，不，我没哭，可老师哭了。

　　精选幽默超好笑的英语笑话(三)

　　Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool." "But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.

　　一次，歌德正在魏玛一个公园的狭窄小道上散步。碰巧，他遇见了一个对他怀有敌意的评论家。两人都停了下来，彼此相互对视。接着评论家说道:“我决不会给傻瓜让路。”“可我会.”说完歌德退到了一边。