简单的英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子

　　你知道学些笑话的好处么?当第一次见面的时候，总是有不知道该说什么的尴尬，这时候你就需要一些笑话，来缓解一下气氛呢，这里小编为你收集整理了简单的大全笑破你的肚子，希望能对你有所帮助哈!

　　篇一：简单的.英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子

　　The Umbrella 雨伞

　　A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written,

　　"This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes."

　　When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,

　　"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."

　　一位住在旅馆的绅士把他的雨伞放在了大厅里，不过他在伞柄上系了一张卡片，上面写道，“此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士。

　　我将在十分钟内回来。”当他回来时，发现雨伞已经不翼而飞，取而代之的是另一张卡片，上面写着：

　　“此卡是一位一小时能跑十英里的人留下的，我将永远不回来了。

　　篇二：简单的英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子

　　Clever Bobby 聪明的博比

　　Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.

　　"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."

　　He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe(长颈鹿).

　　"What's that, Bobby?"

　　"Horsey," said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"

　　布朗非常欣赏他的小儿子。一次他和一位客人聊他的儿子有多聪明。 布朗说：“他只有两岁，就认识所有的动物了。他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家。来，我让你看看。”

　　他从书架上拿下一本自然书，把博比抱到膝上，打开书。指着一张长颈鹿的画片。

　　“博比，这是什么?” “马马，”博比回答。 他又指了一张老虎的画片，博比回答说：“猫咪。” 然后布朗又指了一张狮子的画片，博比说：“狗狗

　　篇三：简单的英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子

　　The teacher's pest 老师的调皮学生

　　It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot.

　　Josie is bored with school. She prefers to be at the beach with the tide.

　　She cannot sit in her seat. She cannot stop talking.

　　While the teacher writes on the board, Josie gets up and talks to one of her intimate friends. The teacher, Mr. Rolla, hears the noise and says. "Josie, sit down and be quiet." Josie sits down. Mr. Rolla continues with the lessons. Josie gets up and talks to another friend. "Sit down and be quiet. " Says Mr. Rolla. He is very annoyed with her. Josie continues talking.

　　"O.K." Mr. Rolla gets furious. "If you want to talk. Then come to the front of the classroom and be the teacher."

　　"All right, " agrees Josie. She comes to the front of the classroom and says, "Quiet, everyone. I am a new teacher, and I say class dismissed."

　　六月，太阳高挂天空，天气非常炎热。

　　朱丝对上课很厌烦，她更想在海滩观看潮起潮落。

　　她在座位上坐不住，不停地讲话。

　　当老师在黑板上写字时，朱丝站起来和一个朋友说话，瑞拉老师听到了，就说：“朱丝，坐下，安静点。”朱丝坐下来，老师继续讲课，朱丝又站起来和另一个朋友说话。“坐下，安静点。”可是朱丝又站起来说话，他生气了。

　　“如果你想说话，到教师前面来说话吧，你当老师吧。”老师愤怒地说。

　　“好的，”朱丝说。她走到教室前说：“安静点，同学们，我是新老师，现在下课。”