短篇精品英语笑话

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　　短篇精品英语笑话(一)

　　After two weeks of Air Force basic training. I called home. "You wouldn't believe how strict they are," I complained. "They even give demerits for things like not hanging your towel straight or not tightening the cap of your toothpaste properly."

　　"Well, dear," my mom responded, "don't think of it as basic training. Think of it as Mother's revenge."

　　经过两个星期的空军基础训练，我给家里打电话，“你不相信他们的要求是多么的严格，”我抱怨道，“他们甚至对事情提出过分的要求，像毛巾挂得不直或牙膏盖没拧紧。”

　　“好，亲爱的`，”妈妈回道，“不要那样看待基础训练，把它看作是妈妈的报复吧。”

　　短篇精品英语笑话(二)

　　A friend was trying to encourage his elderly mother to enjoy the money, she had accumulated through frugal living. "Mother," he said, "you have enough money to last you until you're a hundred."

　　"And then what'll I do?" she replied.

　　一位朋友试图劝他的老妈妈要享用钱，她通过节俭的生活攒下了钱。“妈妈，”他说，“你有足够的钱能让你用到一百岁。”

　　“到了一百岁又该怎么办?”她回答。

　　短篇精品英语笑话(三)

　　John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.

　　"John!" Teacher says angrily.

　　"What? What's wrong?" John is awaken.

　　"Why do you make a face? It's classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing." Teacher says.

　　"No one is laughing." Teacher says.

　　"No, it's not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping." John fells upset.

　　"Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy." Teacher is satisfied with it.

　　约翰并不是个“好”学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。

　　“约翰!”老师生气地喊他。

　　“什么?出什么事了?”约翰醒了。

　　“你为什么要做鬼脸?这是教室!看看!同学们都在笑!”老师生气地说。

　　“没有人在笑呀。”其他同学笑声地嘀咕。

　　“不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚才我睡着了。”约翰感到不安。

　　“嗯，还不错。你承认自己的错误，还是给好孩子”老师为此感到满意。