2015英语笑话

　　The Biggest in the World

　　Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.

　　

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1、Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

　　Peter: Well, well.... eyelids....

　　Teacher: What? Eyelids?

　　Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

　　世界上最大的`

　　老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。

　　老师：彼得!你说说，世界上什么最大?

　　彼得：这，这。。。。。眼皮。。。。。

　　老师：什么?眼皮?

　　彼得：是这样，老师，因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上的一切东西都遮住了。

　　

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2、The plural Form of "Child"

　　Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?

　　Tom: Men. Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

　　Tom: Twins.

　　"孩子"的复数形式

　　老师：汤姆，‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么?

　　汤姆：男人们。

　　老师：答得好。那‘孩子’的复数形式呢?

　　汤姆：双胞胎。

　　

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3、The result of a Promise

　　Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?

　　Son: I was learning to drive a car.

　　许诺的结果

　　父亲：我曾向你许诺，如果你考试及格就给你买俩小汽车，可你却未能做到。你上学期一直在干什么呀?“

　　儿子：我在学开汽车。