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2024-10-06 01:00:00

英文的笑话

  
1、

  A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

  The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

  The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

  路人甲对路人乙说,"猜猜我兜里有几个子儿?"

  路人乙说:"我猜对了,你能给我一个不?"

  路人甲说:"你要猜对了,我两个全部给你!"

  
2、

  A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

  He said, "What?"

  丈夫给妻子看了一项调查结果,为了向她证明女人比男人啰嗦。研究表明男人平均每天使用15000个字,而女人每天使用30000个。

  妻子想了一会儿说,女人每天说的字数是男人的两倍,因为她们必须重复已经说过的话。

  他问:"什么?"

  
3、

  Boy: Is this seat empty?

  Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

  男孩:这个座位是空的么?

  女孩:是的,如果你坐下,我的座位也将是空的。

  
4、

  "Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

  "Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

  "But has he finished his own cake?"

  "Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

  "汤姆,你弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"

  "没事儿,妈妈," 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的`蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。"

  "他已经吃完自己的了么?"

  "是的。" "我帮他吃完时,他也哭了。"

  
5、How much English can you speak?

  "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

  The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

  The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

  中文翻译

  "法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。而且,他只会说几个英语单词。"

  法官看了看被告,问道:"你会说多少英文?"

  被告抬起头,说:"把你的钱包给我!"

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